Engineers

In nineteen twenty-two, the first engineer came upon this campus, and afterward idiots spread over the place. Seeing this was bad, the engineer cast a great stone and declared that whenever idiots removed it, horrible plagues would come upon this place. The stone was removed, and the excrement of many beasts came there. Then the engineer cast a second stone, and it too was removed. On that day beasts came, the earth trembled, there was terrible rumbling, and many memorandums. The engineer again judged this bad and cast the third stone.

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